| Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go | | | | players well. |
| my way, so it was nice to get off to a good | | | | Golf is the only sport where the most feared |
| start. | | | | opponent is you. |
| It took me seventeen years to get three | | | | Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small |
| thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon | | | | ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons |
| on the golf course. | | | | singularly ill-designed for the purpose. |
| If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, | | | | If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break |
| it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. | | | | 80, watch your business. |
| The reason the pro tells you to keep your head | | | | The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he |
| down is so you can’t see him laughing. | | | | plays golf — it’s almost a law. |
| I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if | | | | I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I |
| I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. | | | | want someone else to go chase it. |
| Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a | | | | For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, |
| nice round of golf… and you can keep the fresh | | | | has always been hitting the ball. |
| air and the round of golf. | | | | Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good. |
| Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” | | | | Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: |
| shoot six, and write down five. | | | | taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. |
| Golf is a good walk spoiled. | | | | If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it |
| Have you ever noticed what golf spells | | | | would’ve been a great shot. |
| backwards ? | | | | Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly |
| I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off | | | | 40 years to discover that I can’t play it. |
| anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser. | | | | You’ve just got one problem. You stand too |
| I know I’m getting better at golf because | | | | close to the ball after you’ve hit it. |
| I’m hitting fewer spectators. | | | | I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out |
| The only time my prayers are never answered is | | | | of the cart. |
| on the golf course. | | | | I realized that the secret to golf isn’t how low |
| You can make a lot of money in this game. Just | | | | you shoot when it’s going good, it’s how |
| ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that | | | | to make your bad rounds better. |
| neither of their husbands work. | | | | Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a |
| Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous | | | | game of bad shots. |
| idleness. | | | | The difference in golf and government is that in |
| I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are | | | | golf you can’t improve your lie. |
| never friendly games. | | | | The first time I played the Masters, I was so |
| The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. | | | | nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed |
| Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day | | | | off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. |
| are plenty. | | | | The people who gave us golf and called it a game |
| Golf is played by twenty million mature American | | | | are the same people who gave us bag pipes and |
| men whose wives think they are out having fun. | | | | called it music. |
| I regard golf as an expensive way of playing | | | | I don’t need to know where the green is. |
| marbles. | | | | Where is the golf course ? |
| Golf is a game, not a sport. | | | | I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet. |
| The more I practice, the luckier I get. | | | | If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try |
| Golf is the most fun you can have without taking | | | | picking up the wrong golf ball. |
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