| The policeman drops his paycheck on the kitchen | | | | wonder if it is a deliberate attempt to keep one in |
| table so his wife can go shopping and pay their | | | | golfing no-mans land." Thanks, Chip!Has the beast |
| bills. They are able to do this because somewhere | | | | made a puppet out of us? Send the golfer a new |
| down the line someone killed, raped, or robbed | | | | magazine and watch him tear into it to find the |
| someone. An unnamed X (rated) President of the | | | | "latest tip." Try it. Doesn't work? No problem, they |
| United States can have pizza and frollick with a | | | | will send you another next month that will give |
| starry eyed intern in the White House because | | | | you just the opposite advice. The golf pro can't |
| you are paying the rent.Here's a news flash for | | | | tell you the golf swing is simple. He could explain it |
| you! If you have been in a coma or have spent | | | | ALL in one lesson, but if he did andIF the golf |
| the last half century on Neptune, you should know | | | | mags didn't have new "bogus"tips and the book |
| that the golf industry is now a multibillion dollar a | | | | writers didn't have a batch of golfer wanabees |
| year business. What did we learn in paragraph | | | | drooling at the thought of getting better.....They |
| one? Somewhere down the line someone | | | | would all die anexcruciating death from starvation. |
| supports, funds, feeds or makes possible the | | | | They CAN"T tell the truth...It would be Suicide.AND |
| growth and maintenance of such a insatiable | | | | that $500 driver? If your swing STINKS, it will |
| glutton. How did IT get so humungous? Sit here | | | | NOT make any difference. It looks pretty goofy |
| on the Anti-Pro's knee and lets toss some ideas | | | | to stand up on the first tee with a $500 club and |
| around in our craniums.This hungry monster needs | | | | slice it into a subdivision.Lets build the golf swing |
| a lot of food (money). The dope addict needs a | | | | around this premise. A 3,4,5 year old watches a |
| fix. Somewhere there is a need. And, in the golf | | | | good golf swing, copies it and has a beautiful |
| industry, that need is cleverly disguised as | | | | swing. No hi-tech, no books, no freeze frame |
| confusion. Confuse the golfer and he will be back | | | | analysis, no series of golf lessons. Watch Daddy |
| for more. He doesn't want anyone to think he is | | | | walk....walk. Watch Mommy walk....walk. This is an |
| stupid or no talent, so he will convince himself that | | | | A....write an A....this is a B.There are thousands of |
| maybe he just didn't get it the first time, or | | | | languages here on Earth and the part of the brain |
| second, or...?A reader sends along this interesting | | | | that runs motor skills (your golf swing) does not |
| observation: "My experience has been that the | | | | understand one of them! If you continue to |
| overwhelming majority, 85-plus percent unduly | | | | swallow the grub the golf industry is dishing out, |
| complicate the golf swing. I have spent thousands | | | | get real comfy and enjoy your stay in.......................No |
| of dollars to come to this conclusion. I often | | | | Man's Land! |